My Penis Turns Blue Every Summer!

Alright... Now I know what you guys or thinking. Ray why the hell is your penis turning blue in the summer and what does this have to do with politics! But if it makes you judgemental robots feel any better. The first time I noticed it.. I was eating a sandwich and I used hotsauce that had Bill Clinton on the front. Said "Presedential HotSauce"! what now n*ggas! lol I'm playing my penis doesn't turn blue I'm just fucking bored